if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds
my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!
my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
But they are pissed off anyways. Fuck you
when ur walking around with just one shoe
Just hold on we’re going home